Memphis made the Rock-a-billy famous Chicago has a lonely wind that blows Out in california there makin' movies And all the girls are takin' off their clothes Manhattan is the Island that don't sleep And atlanta is a memory in my mind But often I find my self in Pennsylvania Where drinkin' beer is a productive waste of time And Pittsuburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact And every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back 'Cause I rave and I rant and I lose my pants And it always ends the same Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains Seattle is rather fond of flannel Rice-a-Roni is the San-Fransico treat Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers But Las Vegas is too far away for me Philadelphia is full of jerks and a-holes Florida's where they all go to die But I'll be getting drunk for 7 dollars On a classy little joint on the south side. Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact And every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back 'Casue I rant and I rant and I lose my pants And it always ends the same Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains