Woke up this morning on the beach
Started walking, it's my regular routine
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I was on the search for some diamonds
Let me tell you just what I've seen

I saw a castle with a view, fields of bamboo
Guy from Kung-fu, a giant screw
A kangaroo, some chicken stew
And the woman who lived in a shoe
I saw a white whale, the holy grail, pirate ships without a sail
Airmail, volcano fail, pyramids not to scale
And some things I should not go into detail
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You never know what you will find
Shaping a world that's in your mind
See for yourself and walk with me
A world of wonder, a land of beauty
Across the mountains and over the sea
But I still haven't found any diamonds
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I've been walking around for miles
Still no diamonds to be found
Maybe I should look underground?

I started digging a hole
Drillin' through dirt then I fell through
Landed in some water
(What have I got myself into?)
Saw a lava lake near the core, Kratos from God of War
Mushroom spore, liquor store, statue of Dumbledore
Wooden shed with a bed, spiders and the undead
Arrowhead, loaf of bread, giant spool of golden thread
I saw that sparkle in the dark
I put my axe right through that mark
At last, I found me some diamonds
Oh, I'm so happy I could ride a pig