Alrighty, crew, let's go!
♪
I am Captain Yarrface, and I am back
With my ship, and my crew, and my new cowboy hat
Welcome back Captain Yarrface
That hat looks so good on you
Ya-ha-ha-harr
I have returned from across the waves
Riding my seahorse into the fray
Don't be silly now captain, a seahorse is far too small
No, it isn't
We will bring you to your knees
We're cowboys of the sea
We're back and we're ready to fight
Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
Now is the time to say yarr
(Ahoy)
Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Under the water, it's time for a slaughter
'Cause we are the cowboys of the sea
Yee-haw!
♪
Sailing the seas of the wild wild west
Digging for treasure on a pirate quest
We've not found any treasure except for this moldy shoe
Keep digging, crew
With a crack of the whip, and a shot from a gun
We'll eat our beans and we'll drink some rum
I can't handle it captain, my insides are going to burst
We will do just what we please
We're cowboys of the sea
We're back and we're ready to fight
Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
Now is the time to say yarr
(Ahoy)
Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Under the water, it's time for a slaughter
'Cause we are the cowboys of the sea
♪
We will bring you to your knees
We're cowboys of the sea
We're back and we're ready to fight
There's no escaping, you're locked in our sights
Rumahoy's going to kill you tonight
♪
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Show them no quarter, murder their daughters
Now is the time to say yarr
(Ahoy)
Steal all their toys, and kill all the boys
Ready your weapons and charge
(Loose cannons)
Under the water, it's time for a slaughter
'Cause we are the cowboys of the sea
Yee-haw!