There's a land called France, where the naked ladies dance And the men play drums on the naked ladies' bums And the way they shake is enough to kill a snake When the snake is dead, they put roses on it's head When the roses die, they put diamonds in it's eyes When the diamonds break, it's in 1988 And in 1988, everybody's feeling great 'Cause in 1988, everybody learned to skate There's a land called France, where the naked ladies dance And the men play drums on the naked ladies' bums And the way they shake is enough to kill a snake When the snake is dead, they put roses on it's head When the roses die, they put diamonds in it's eyes When the diamonds break, it's in 1988 And in 1988, everybody's feeling great 'Cause in 1988, everybody learned to skate ♪ There's a land called France, where the naked ladies dance And the men play drums on the naked ladies' bums And the way they shake is enough to kill a snake When the snake is dead, they put roses on it's head When the roses die, they put diamonds in it's eyes When the diamonds break, it's in 1988 And in 1988, everybody's feeling great 'Cause in 1988, everybody learned to skate When the roses die, they put diamonds in it's eyes When the diamonds break, it's in 1988 And in 1988, everybody's feeling great 'Cause in 1988, everybody learned to skate