Most night i stay up
Building awful structures
Most people laugh as they see
Most nights i try to build an awesome castle
Even creepers take pity
But i try my best
I still build these awfully
I am easyly a professional noob
I tried to bake a cake
It killed my girlfriend
Sofur dosent go in a cake
(Music)
This is it now it is time
Time to fix this crime
Why dont i break this down already
I cant even build myself a house
My girlfriend's a zombie spouse
Im almost ready to just give in
And there i see
A builder whos got years on me
He's making things out of redstone in seconds
I aim to be
Like this guy whos a mystery
I gotta train so i can be
Can be
Can be (ohh)
Most nights ironically a pig will punch me
Only to try and steal my bacon
Most nights ill stay up
Fixing all my structures
So maybe the creepers will target me
Then i see him coming
Over the mountain
I saw i could here the angles sing
He brings a pixaxe
Its made of diamonds
Puts his hand and gives it to me
Hey man, take this pix
I can see your having problems with all of this
Well the secert lies in more of this
Its shiny and it helps
How it be better
So head into the mines
And be ready to hack
Through all of the caves and mineshafts
Cuz from now on i declear you'll as be know
As a minecraft pro so go and pown
So now im running with diamond swords
Slashing at all the horeds
I sit on a thron made of villagers
I rule this world with all my might
The creepers attack at night
I shed a tear when they blow up
Because right now
I know
IM NOT A NOOB
Ooo oh ooooooh ooooooh oo ooo oh ooooooh ooooooh oo
(Piano ends)