Sooo how was Mr Farts tour of the UK? Well he... Farted on lepricorn Farted on a Scotsman Farted on a sheep And the queen Farted on my breakfast Farted on a haggis Farted on my fish And chips Farted on James Bond Farted on Mr Bean Farted in a cup Of tea Farted in a bagpipe Farted on a harp Farted in a flute With a toot Farted on the English Farted on the Scottish Also on the Irish And the welsh Farted on a unicorn Farted on puffin Farted in an iron Bru Farted in a Guinness Farted in a whiskey Farted in a pot of Gold Farted on Big Ben Farted on number 10 Farted from the top Of the shard - Okay! Sounds like he had a good time! Did he make any friends? - Well he... Farted on pewdipie Farted on KSI Farted on your mum And your dad Farted on Ali-a Farted on Jessie-J Farted on your grandpa And your gran Farted on an otter And Harry Potter Farted on your uncle And your aunt Farted on the stig Farted on Peppa Pig Farted on Simon Cowell - What a trip! - Yer, just wait till he tours America!