Have a shrimp Try a crab Eat some fish Hey hey After that You can fart All night and day Mr. farts is ready for the seafood buffet You can smell it all from miles away Try the oyster Or the calamari rings It'll be hard to keep in once your belly sings But you can let it go In a single blow Seafood farts Trust me you'll know Have a shrimp Try a crab Eat some fish Hey hey After that You can fart all night and day Mr. farts is ready for the seafood buffet You can smell it all from miles away Maybe some octopus will stay inside But I doubt you'll hold it in all night Just let it out Don't fuss about Even though it smells Just like trout Have a shrimp Try a crab Eat some fish Hey hey After that You can fart all night and day Mr. farts is ready for the seafood buffet You can smell it all from miles away