I want to smell the farts!
It's Halloween down in Transylvania
Count Fartsula he tries to drink your blood
Ghouls and ghosts fart through the night
For Halloween is here and the farts will fright
Mr. Farts has dressed as smelly Frankenstein
Frighten the fart away the creatures of the night
He will use his gas to blow these creatures to their graves
I smell a werewolf farting in the woods
Howling at the moon farting as he should
Sneaky freaky zombies farting in your brain
All these creatures gathered for
Halloween farts
Halloween farts
Halloween farts
Halloween farts
Halloween farts
Where will you hide from this Halloween mania
The most popular fart fest in Transylvania
Your small intestines are food for thought
Mr. farts will you protect us? Or will we be sought
By trolls and goblins to take us a part
Or run into witches turning us to farts
Vampires will fart our blood while we go white
Maybe the smell will break the zombie's bones
Send the creepy crawlers all the way back home
If Mr Farts can save the day
Halloween farts
Halloween farts
Halloween farts