Buongiorno, buongiorno Mr Farts in Italy Mamma mia, mamma mia Mi scusi! Mi scusi! Cover your ears or turn up your speaker Tomato and pizza, make my stomach weaker Mi scusi! Mi scusi! My bottom will cry Mi scusi! Mi scusi! Oh my, oh my The sound of my butt, as it hits the toilet A rumble in my gut, as I deposit my muck Mi scusi! Mi scusi! My bottom will cry The look of my poo, as it sits in the loo It's like a tiramisu, poo poo Mi scusi! Mi scusi! My bottom will cry Mi scusi! Mi scusi! Oh my, oh my And now I must go, addio, addio I must find the chocolate gelato