Hot str8 girls
They will kill you if you let them
Taking you on nights out with their hot str8 friends
In a hot str8 club
In the hot str8 section of town
When no-one's around
You'd need protection
Drinking cold, cold beer in a hot str8 club
It's a lot like a pub but with slightly less chairs
All wearing white, white shirts and dark blue jeans
I don't think there's a theme though
It's just
Hot str8 boys
Who like
Hot str8 girls
Who like
Hot str8 boys
And that's the whole straight world
Yeah
Hot str8 boys
Who like
Hot str8 girls
Who like
Hot str8 boys
And that's the whole straight world
Hot str8 boys
They will kill you if you let them
A hot str8 boy is talking to your friends
Puts his hand on her waist
She doesn't want him near her
He doesn't hear her
So you say
"Don't you dare try to hit on my friend, motherfucker
I will end you and then some, comprendé?
Yeah, get out of her personal space
And go jack off in your grandmother's basement
It's just
Hot str8 boys
Who like
Hot str8 girls
Who like
Hot str8 boys
And that's the whole straight world
Yeah
Hot str8 boys
Who like
Hot str8 girls
Who like
Hot str8 boys
And that's the whole straight world
Listen up
Being a hot str8 boy's gotta get taxing
You'd have to keep up that front even when relaxing
And that's that
So why the fuck should I ever wanna be str8 acting?
Why the fuck should I ever wanna do that?
This one goes out to
All the 'gayboy's in their mum's clothes
To the 'lezbo's in the front row
It's just
Hot str8 boys
Who like
Hot str8 girls
Who like
Hot str8 boys
And that's the whole straight world
Yeah
Hot str8 boys
Who like
Hot str8 girls
Who like
Hot str8 boys
And that's the whole straight world
Hot str8 boys
Hot str8 girls
Hot str8 boys
Hot str8 girls
Hot str8 boys