I want my cake, I want it on a silver plate If the world wants you to pay Sign a check for a royalty rate How easy life would be if I was only 17 They'd tell me I don't have a clue But now I'm 23 and I'm old news I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen Too much of a shit show for magazines It's my party, deal with it 'Cause I'm queen bitch I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had I can be selfish, but what's wrong with that? It's my life (it's my life), (it's my shit), and I'm queen bitch Dress me up, in pink Make my pain look luxury Put a price on a tragedy Now you're a real celebrity How easy life would be if I was only 17? They'd tell me I don't have a clue But now I'm 23 and I'm old news I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen Too much of a shit show for magazines It's my party, deal with it 'Cause I'm queen bitch I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had I can be selfish, but what's wrong with that? It's my life (it's my life), (it's my shit), and I'm queen bitch (yeah, yeah) I can't (I can't), be the (be the), it girl on your TV The next girl (the next girl), in line (in line), will take the crown right from me I'm the prettiest nuisance that you've ever seen Too much of a shit show for magazines It's my party, deal with it 'Cause I'm queen bitch I'm the sweetest nightmare that you've ever had I can be selfish, but what's wrong with that? It's my life (it's my life), (it's my shit), and I'm queen bitch (yeah, yeah)