She twisted my arm and I bought the farm The law on her side, I wish I could hide I'm guilty as sin, but I know how to win I don't know how to die, I don't know how to cry I'm squirming in pain, it's twisting my brain I carry the ball, I carry it all And when I am done, I'm still looking for fun My nose in the grind, I'm so sorry I signed This fortunate creature is my S&M teacher It's a modern day rip off, modern day rip off Modern age rip off Modern age rip off Rip off, rip off, rip off ♪ I got shit in my bucket, I wish I could say "Fuck it" Publicity target, each day I enlarge it A respectable person would not do so much cursing At least I'm still kicking, am I smart or chicken? I ran out of blow a long time ago I can't smoke a J or my guts fly away This fortunate creature is my S&M teacher Modern age rip off, modern age rip off Modern age rip off Rip off, rip off, rip off Modern age ♪ Rip off, rip off, rip off Rip off, rip off, rip off Rip off (ohh), rip off (ahh) ♪ Oh-ah, I'm dying here