I ain't got no money Drive a busted dinosaur of a car If I didn't love my honey I woulda never ever woulda got this far I woulda stayed in bed Pulled covers over my head And slept until there's no more war How did it come to this? This is ridiculous ♪ This is getting too funky A man of my stature can't live like this When I talk about some money All I ever do is reminisce This is too austere I just wanna disappear And come back when the joint starts to swing How did it come to this? This is ridiculous ♪ Won't pay a nickel on morphine Really, I don't need that much help If I wanna jump out a window I can do it perfect, all by myself Or I could stay in bed Pull the covers over my head And sleep until they find a cure How did it come to this? This is ridiculous ♪ Ridiculous Can't make a dime with these mumba jumbas ♪ Ridiculous