Loading up my truck A big teen wheeler Carryin' lots of candy cane Stockin' up more than a mistletoe Ask anybody that you want Ask any cat that you happen to know Well I drink more eggnog than malt liquor I'm gonna get you with that cocoa That's right man Clearing off my driveway Using lots of rock salt Dead racoon and a possum Spread out all over the asphalt That's when I see those little tiny reindeer Caught up in the glare of my headlights Well I put on my gloves and I took that pill I'm gonna shift it through to high gear That's right Yeah Up in high gear baby Ah! High gear Up in high gear High gear! Oh! Lost all control Way up in a snow drift Hot coffee in my lap Thinking about a law suit If you ever see me coming You better get on the side of the road Baby I won't stop to think for one god damn second 'Cause I'm carrying such a heavy load That's right man