With my heart on on my sleeve and my head on the curb Got a sign on my cell, reads do not disturb Fell asleep in the blizzard sometime last night Woke up alone, freezing awake Hey, hey mister chicken where have you been? Hunting for trophies mostly every day Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) It's a good a place as any to go and die It's a good a place as any to go and die ♪ Have you heard my girl, I mean the other day Took a ride with the sheriff and a roll in the hay In the cell stewin' over some bum wrap They say off with my girl, along with that sap They say the headless chickens are takin' over They say I lost mine over a four leaf clover ♪ Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) It's a good a place as any to go and die It's a good a place as any to go and die ♪ They say you always return to the scene of your crime Well, I'm diggin' the scene but I'm not sure if it's mine ♪ Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) It's a good a place as any to go and die It's a good a place as any to go and die Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) Goin' back to Ritzville (don't ask why) It's a good a place as any to go and die It's a good a place as any to go and die