This morning I jumped on my horse and went out for a ride. Some wild outlaws chased me and they shot me in the side. So I crawled into a wildcat's cave to find a place to hide, But some pirates found me a sleepin' there and soon they had me tied 'Til a lady zombie cut me loose and begged to be my bride. So I said I'd come back Wednesday, but I must admit I lied, 'Cause I run away into the swamp but I forgot my guide. And I stepped into some quicksand, and no matter how I tried, I couldn't get out 'till I met a crocodile named Clyde Who took me to some cannibals who planned to have me fried. They built a fire under me and I swear I almost cried 'Til an eagle come and swooped me up and through the air we flied, But he dropped me in a boiling lake a thousand miles wide. And you know what happened then? I died.