I got two gay pubes to comfort me when I'm lonely
And a kindly loser desperate to be my dad
And I'm certain every dude I know secretly wants to bone me
Compared to mine your lives must be totally sad
'Cause I'm fucking Lola (she's fucking Lola)
I'm a powerhouse dynamo
So fucking Lola (so fucking Lola)
I'm the breakout star of the show
She won't ask to be forgiven (uh-uh)
We don't expect an apology (no way)
I'm just crassly, brashly, unabashedly me
(Who's her own biggest fan?) Lola
(Who's no-one louder than?) Lola
(Who's the chick voiced by a man?) That's me
I'm fucking Lola (she's fucking Lola)
I'm a champion, I'm a goddess
I'm fucking Lola (so fucking Lola)
I'm the baddest, raddest, hottest
Bow down before your queen