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And grant you a life of endless thrills
And set passions aflame down the depths of your womanly soul
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It will transform you into an object of envy and awe
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It will lift up your life my dear, but beware of the fall
It will make kings into fools, make emperors grumble and groan
To the envious masses of flat chested lots to storm
It will imbue your noble needs with a power to launch a thousand ships
You'll be what every girl wants to be and every boy wants to bone
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Let them lust for your silky hot bustle and rub themselves raw
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