You wanna do sex
But you're filled with doubt
What if my peena gets shy
And nothing comes out?
Just remember what I told you
When you're feeling afraid
Even that guy, Forest Gump
He once got laid
I wanna do sex on a lady
But I'm not really sure I can
Make my peena puke like a baby
But there's a couple things
I don't understand
Do like the birds do the bees
And make my wee wee sneeze
In a lady
Come on, Steve
You gotta believe in yourself, baby!
Okay, I'm confident now
I'll spiff up my little fella
Make it stand up proud
And when my cherry pops
It's gonna be awesomely loud
Oh, yeah!
I'll chew on her hair
I'll lick on her face
Then I'll go number three
In her lady place
Yeah, baby!
Yeah, baby!
I'm gonna do sex on a lady
And that lady's gonna do sex on me
We'll be just like a mommy and daddy
Yeah, we're gonna touch parts where we pee
We're gonna fill each other with goo
Play hide the sausage
And maybe some bacon too
Ohh, I'm not gonna stop till I'm through
Doing sex on a lady