Ooh, She's the type of chick i like.
Yeah you know the type, A gasoline guzzler who's always hittin' my pipe.
A lock lizard with sad stories to tell.
Hi, my name is John, and this is her highway to Hell.
Truck stops, crank pipes, and razor blades.
STD's, abortions, portions at the flying J.
Bathroom stall blowjobs, livin' from truck to truck.
She's the queen of the interstate, fuckin' for a buck, Yeah!
My name is John.
My name is...
Life as she loathes it she's always chasin' death.
Givin' in her everything until there's nothing left.
A lock lizard with sad stories to tell.
Hi, my name is John, and this is her highway to hell, Yeah!
Truck stops, crank pipes, and razor blades.
STD's, abortions, portions at the flying J.
Bathroom stall blowjobs.
Livin' from truck to truck.
She's the queen of the interstate, fuckin' for a buck yeah!
My Name is John.
My Name is...
Tweakin' and a freakin' jumpin' off the walls,
I got this truck stop hooker fuckin' in a stall.
Her head's in the toilet i hear a gurglin' sound.
It's the crank sore demon commin' from under ground.
Truck stops, crank pipes, and razor blades,
STD's, abortions, portions at the flying J.
Bathroom stall blowjobs.
Livin' from truck to truck.
She's the queen of the interstate, fuckin' for a buck, Yeah! (Solo) My balls are in the gutter at the flying J.
A plethora of pussy where they all know my name.
A truck stop slut who always fills my tank.
Do Do's & Donuts and a little bit of crank.
Truck stops, crank pipes, and razor blades,
STD's, abortions, portions at the flying J.
Bathroom stall blowjobs.
Livin' from truck to truck
She's the queen of the interstate, fuckin' for a buck, Yeah!(Solo)
My Name is John.
My Name is John.
Well it's not Mike.
I'm fuckin' the hookers from the left and to the right.
My Name is John.
It's not Jose.
This years [??????] and The Mentors are commin' your way.
My Name is John.
Four F prevails.
Find em, Feel em, Fuck em, Forget em, and send em straight to hell My name is John.
My nuts will burst.