Don't be afraid It's just another day Falling away, falling away Guess it's ok I'll just go and play golf all day Let the world decay Don't play it safe I know not everyone can be taught To tweet their thoughts But I couldn't wait To finally unleash my inner ape And throw feces at the wall And tell you 'bout the human downfall Where we all have lost our minds Where it's just the blind leading the blind And we'll always be the fools Flailing all around in the kiddie pool Don't be alarmed I got swimmies and a helmet on all day long Oh look at me Let me take a selfie And see you see Me me me But I couldn't wait To finally unleash my inner ape And throw doodoo at the wall While running nude and shooting guns in the mall Are you not entertained Or would you prefer me a little tame Like a video game Like a video game