Whoa, she sang to me so sweetly One early Easter morn' As our ship did turn the wester To make it round Cape Horn Whoa, she sang to me a song of a love And how my lips she did crave And all I had to do was join her beneath the waves She's a liar and a thief and a damned old fish But she's the only one I want, she's my only wish And if I did go overboard then I would surely die But if I could have one thing in life, I would love her by and by, oh ♪ I know I have a wife at home and three children sweet I swore to her, I'd never roam and my vows I'd keep But out on the water I heard a call to me And my promises sank to the deep (here we go) Sank to the deep Liar and a thief and a damned old fish But she's the only one I want, she's my only wish And if I did go overboard then I would surely die But if I could have one thing in life, I would love her by and by Liar and a thief and a damned old fish But she's the only one I want, she's my only wish And if I did go overboard then I would surely die But if I could have one thing in life, I would love her by and by, oh ♪ A voice as sweet as any rum that e'er I had I thought right then that kingdom come and fell into my grasp Oh sweetest, please come with me into the waves below I'll take you and make you my own (here we go) Make you my own Liar and a thief and a damned old fish But she's the only one I want, she's my only wish And if I did go overboard then I would surely die But if I could have one thing in life, I would love her by and by Liar and a thief and a damned old fish But she's the only one I want, she's my only wish And if I did go overboard then I would surely die But if I could have one thing in life, I would love her by and by, oh ♪ And so headlong did I jump Into her arms that fateful day And she carried me down to her home Where the fish and turtles play And t'was there I saw my dear old dad Who had died some years before And he said to me, "Swim for your life And find some peaceful shore" 'Cause she's a liar and a thief and a damned old fish But she's the only one I want, she's my only wish And if I did go overboard then I would surely die But if I could have one thing in life, I would love her by and by Liar and a thief and a damned old fish But she's the only one I want, she's my only wish And if I did go overboard then I would surely die But if I could have one thing in life, I would love her by and by Liar and a thief and a damned old fish But she's the only one I want, she's my only wish And if I did go overboard then I would surely die But if I could have one thing in life, I would love her by and by If I could have one thing in life I would love her by and by If I could have one thing in life I would love her by and by