Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it Sometimes, I give myself the creeps Sometimes, my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned? And I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down And I went to a whore He said my life's a bore So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down Sometimes, I give myself the creeps Sometimes, my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned? ♪ Grasping to control So I better hold on ♪ Sometimes, I give myself the creeps Sometimes, my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned? ♪ Uno más, ¡eh!