Do as I say, not as I do because The shit's so deep, you can't run away I beg to differ, on the contrary I agree with every word that you say Talk is cheap, and lies are expensive My wallet's fat, and so is my head Hit and run and then I'll hit you again A smartass, but I'm playin' dumb Standards set and broken all the time Control the chaos behind the gun Call it as I see it even if I was born deaf, blind, and dumb Losers winning big on the lottery Rehab rejects still sniffing glue Constant refutation with myself A victim of a catch-22 I have no belief But I believe I'm a walking contradiction And I ain't got no right Do as I say, not as I do because The shit's so deep you can't run away I beg to differ, on the contrary I agree with every word that you say Talk is cheap, and lies are expensive My wallet's fat, and so is my head Hit and run and then I'll hit you again A smartass, but I'm playing dumb I have no belief But I believe I'm a walking contradiction And I ain't got no right I have no belief But I believe I'm a walking contradiction And I ain't got no right Hey!