Oh sweet Jesus, I don't know what to do I got a long-legged woman but she's in love with you I'm her man, but she don't treat me right I bring her daisies every morning, roses every night But she tells me they're the gift of God and I ain't got the right I'm her man, but I ain't her Lord Well you know I like whiskey, crazy about my gin Well she told me to quit my low-down ways or she'd quit me like the wind I'm her man, I do what she says But one more trip downtown, you know, I gotta wet my lip But Jesus went and told on me, I can't get a sip I'm her man, I quit right away So she took me to church last Sunday... God knows what for I had to watch for three long hours while she made love to the Lord I'm her man, but she don't know me no more Well I can't heal no sick, and I can't sight no blind But I can rip guitar like a holy ghost and she told her I ain't lyin' She got her love, and the devil's mine Oh Sweet Jesus, I found out what to do You've been messin' with my woman, gonna put my gun on you I'm her man, and her savior too