God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made pants and God made shirts God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made our lives so much worse So much fucking worse God made guns and God made knives He ruined all these God-made lives God made knives and God made guns God is having so much fun with us So much fun with us Heaven is a special place in hell Where you can watch the people you hate get hurt. Well God made crack and God made booze God made the human race to lose God made crack and God made booze God made the human race to lose God made dirt, but dirt don't hurt God made dirt, but dirt don't hurt God made dirt, but dirt don't hurt God made dirt, but dirt don't hurt