I really like the makeup sex It's the only kind I ever get And when I'm gazing longingly in your eyes It's not for you but the self I left behind Can you believe it Can you believe it Can you believe it felt so wrong? Can you believe it Can you believe it Can you believe it feels so right? I'm sharpening the chip on my shoulder As I get angrier I get older There are fewer and fewer people to complain to So I built a ship of sh*t and direct it at you Can you believe it Can you believe it Can you believe it felt so wrong? Can you believe it Can you believe it Can you believe it feels so right? I'll show you mine If you show me the time of day In your cradlers' glove We'll drink some wine, with the passing of time We will surely make love Can you believe it Can you believe it Can you believe it felt so wrong? Can you believe it Can you believe it Can you believe it feels so right? I love you baby I don't know why It's the chemicals I see in your eyes And when you touch me, I feel kind of numb I need you like a baby needs to suck his thumb Can you believe it Can you believe it Can you believe it felt so wrong? Can you believe it Can you believe it Can you believe it feels so right? I love you baby, I don't know why