Hugo asked a loaded question Then got salty with Ruth But he is going bald, it's the truth Kat and Nova are going steady Arriving tardy, hand in hand So, poor Erica locked herself in the bathroom And although we speak at midnight There's a quiver in your voice Let's make a pact to never spend The new year apart Freddie came and claims he's sober Taking one day at a time Just keep him away from the wine Jude got blind drunk and made a pass at Renee's husband, who declined Then told that story 'bout doing time in Thailand And although we speak at midnight There's a quiver in your voice That I sense through the receiver As the countdown reaches 12 That you're worried the scent has faded From the pillows we both share Let's make a pact to never spend The new year apart