Met her on Sunday, called her on Monday I took her out Saturday night Well, in three months later, I rang in the trailer You know when you know it's right I came home Friday, she was lookin' my way And she looked a little uptight Running everywhere, pulling out her hair 'Cause you know when somethin' ain't right She don't want no high heels She wants that dream kitchen I blame it all on that magazine subscription What do I know about southern livin' Oh, I can't stand to see that look in her eyes 'Cause I'm gonna buy her dream kitchen Out goes drinkin', out goes fishin' Out goes Friday night I was workin' overtime and savin' every dime 'Cause you know when something ain't right She don't want no high heels She wants that dream kitchen I blame it all on that magazine subscription What do I know about southern livin' Oh, I can't stand to see that look in her eyes I'm gonna buy her dream kitchen ♪ I was all love and devotion And there she stood at the door "Did you get that big promotion?" She don't want no high heels She wants that dream kitchen I blame it all on that magazine subscription What do I know about southern livin' Oh, I can't stand to see that look in her eyes She don't want no high heels She wants that dream kitchen I blame it all on that magazine subscription What do I know about southern livin' Oh, I can't stand to see that look in her eyes No, I can't stand to see that look in her eyes I'm gonna buy, buy, buy her dream kitchen