I know I'm not self-righteous Regardless of what you might think, All your beliefs should be shoved down the kitchen sink Because I know I'm right And everything else you say will be said so out of spite I don't have to justify the way I live to anyone else And your questioning is only a pretext for your jealousy You'll try as hard as you can but you'll never win out totally And the only way to succeed is if you be a direct clone of me I'm going to make the world like me It's the easiest way you see And I know that for a fact But if you disagree, well, you're wrong And I'll make you change your mind before long Because it's the best way to be If you be like me