Blue jay is the bluest bird oh yeah oh yeah Cardinal is the reddest bird oh yeah oh yeah But the motherfucking falcon is the coolest bird because it flies real fast Fuck the stupid starling right in it's spangled ass Robins have the biggest tits oh yeah oh yeah Chickens have even bigger tits oh yeah oh yeah But the motherfucking swallow is the coolest bird Because it flies real fast Fuck the stupid starling right in it's spangled ass Shithawks are really awesome birds oh yeah oh yeah Turkeys birds oh yeah oh yeah But the motherfucking swallow is the coolest bird Because it flies real fast Fuck the stupid starling right in it's spangled ass