Alright, all you doom slayin' mother flappers It's time to fork some shirts up You gotta take a break from all the Skull chrushing every once in a while Let's make some pulled pork Get a bowl, mix spice Brown sugar, paprika Cumin, coriander, salt and pepper togheter Rub half on the pork, save some for later Heat oil in a large skillet, brown pork on each side Add onion, garlic, to the slow cooker And top with pork In a bowl, mix rest of spice rub With the stock, ketchup, vinegar Pour over the pork, and cook for five hours... Place the pork on a sheet, let rest for 30 minutes Skim pork fat from cooker, and put in a blender Blend until smooth, then pour fat back into Into the slow cooker, and make sure you mix it well... It's time to shred the meat... We're gonna rip and tear... It's time to shred the meat! We're gonna rip and tear! Rip and tear! Rip and tear! Rip and tear! Rip and tear! Put pork back in (rip and tear) Cook it longer (rip and tear) A little longer (rip and tear) Grab some store bought colesaw No one's got time to make that That from scratch, when there's demon to slay Spread mayo on those buns Throw on some pork, top with bbq sauce To finish off, add the slaw... Rip and share! Rip and share! Rip and share! Rip and share! Rip and share!