My name's Stuff Glory and I'm back again
Let's change some things round so it in't the same
You've got some beats and I've got some tunes
Let's dance around it's never to soon
I'm coming at you from this radio
As I'm stuck inside from all this snow
Now we're all freezing, so you'd better think twice
My records are sat here, covered in ice
I've moved from my city recently
To a part much cooler called Italy
My family don't like me anymore
To be fair, the an't since I was four
This ain't going the way I'd like
Twice today I've scratched my motorbike
I'm right here, throwing out loops
Like a combine-harvester putting crops in groups
Been to Barcelona recently
I've seen Gary Barlow in his limousine
Got a new watch and a pair of socks
Wrapped up nicely in a see-through box
Caused lot's of trouble back in the day
It's surprising, that I got away
It's just a big hotel in which we stay
Then run off quickly so they can't make us pay
I can still rap, a little bit
But now age is getting to me and I'm not so fit
I saw my friend Sid, the other day
He put some record on that he'd never played
It's getting dark now, you can see the moon
But I want you to all keep dancing to this tune
Carbonated water is good for you
I'm only joking, I an't got a clue