We like the Northern Hemisphere That's where the strangest things appear The conjurer takes off his head Now watch him make it disappear Recess of the torso, said the actress to the hero Now watch him make it reappear It's in the Western Hemisphere That's where the nicest things appear You even see a bird in flight Flying 'round the diamond tree Travelling incognito, said the actress to the hero She has a longing to be free There's a golden pleasure dome, complete in every home You see the strangest things in the Northern Hemisphere And Ollibute the gnome, tries entering the phone He's waiting for a call from the upper atomosphere You know the Southern Hemisphere That's where the warmest things appear In tiny islands in the sun Some people make it their career Please straighten my kimono, said the actress the the Hero High in the upper atmosphere