She was far from small, as I recall
And a rather cumly lass
All men would say, as she passed their way
"What a love piece of aaaaaaaa..."
Ask her where she came from, she'd say
"My lips are sealed"
But a good guess would be Bristol
Or possibly Tenfield
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
She was a sport - or so I heard
And did play many games
The soul of men's discretion
She did not mention names
She loved to go horse racing
And her phone was studied hard
But didn't need a race track
To go right through the guard
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
One day I did go off with her
And played in the hay
She promised me most anything
Just to have me stay
She whispered "Come here, darling.
Come lover, please draw near.
You're going where no man has been"
I said "What? In your ear?!"
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
We knew not where she came from
But since the day she went
We all do sadly miss her
In our little heart of Kent
In every pub in Snodland
They still do sing this song
"Vagina was her name,
Virgin for short"
But we all knew - not for long!
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
And a rather cumly lass
All men would say, as she passed their way
"What a love piece of aaaaaaaa..."
Ask her where she came from, she'd say
"My lips are sealed"
But a good guess would be Bristol
Or possibly Tenfield
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
She was a sport - or so I heard
And did play many games
The soul of men's discretion
She did not mention names
She loved to go horse racing
And her phone was studied hard
But didn't need a race track
To go right through the guard
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
One day I did go off with her
And played in the hay
She promised me most anything
Just to have me stay
She whispered "Come here, darling.
Come lover, please draw near.
You're going where no man has been"
I said "What? In your ear?!"
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
We knew not where she came from
But since the day she went
We all do sadly miss her
In our little heart of Kent
In every pub in Snodland
They still do sing this song
"Vagina was her name,
Virgin for short"
But we all knew - not for long!
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
And in every pub in Snodland
They still do speak her name
Other albums by the artist
The Legendary Judge Dread
2001 · album
Working Class 'Ero
2001 · album
Rude Boy
2019 · album
Big Six
2019 · single
Best of British: Judge Dread
2013 · compilation
The Early Years
2013 · album
Judge for Yourself
2013 · compilation
Ska Fever
2013 · compilation
Judge Dread: The Essential Collection
2012 · compilation
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