I grew up in basements and garages My grandma had to work two jobs Some people said that I was garbage But I never begged and I never robbed It took a long time for me To learn what Grandma used to say You pay your own bills boy You can live your life your own way Dress well! Drink Heavily! There's not much time left For drunken revelry Dress well! Drink Heavily! We're younger now Than we're ever gonna be There's still sunrises Out there for us to see Why don't we just go and get loaded? Had my fair share of hard times Had a hard time making friends Sometimes I felt like I was a square peg In a round world I just never fit in Well, It took a long time for me To finally find my way And now I see the truth is Good times are just a beer away Years have passed and Grandma's gone now But she's still always on my mind She taught me that a man should work hard She also taught me to have a real good time It took a long time for me To learn what Grandma used to say Make the best of what you've got boy Let those dice tumble how they may