He used to care about himself Never cared for anybody else But now, listen, kids, the story the other day He went into the local store Like a million times before Contemplating who that was before him Oh my god! That will be $7.25, she said and said it with a smile And although that was expensive For an expired package of chewing gum That he would not even dream of chewing on She's a supermarket girlfriend And when she smiles he dreams away He gets a discount every time he goes there So he goes there every single day Some time went by then something changed Their lovely lives were rearranged The place was turned into a gay store Another fairytale was about to be Convicted into endless misery She's a supermarket girlfriend And when she smiles he dreams away He gets a discount every time he goes there So he goes there every single day He wandered up and down Across the town But SMG was not around But then it circulated rumors That the same old store Was opening up next door She's a supermarket girlfriend And when she smiles he dreams away He gets a discount every time he goes there So he goes there every single day Every single day