If I had a dollar now for every drink I had I'd be so fg wealthy and things wouldn't be so bad But I drank down every penny in seven drunken nights And called out for another round of seven drunken pints So have a drink ya bastards cause there's no time left to lose It's nearly time for closing And we're running out of booze So have a drink ya bastards Cause the morning's nearly here The open road's before us So let's have another beer If I could've found a girl could drink as much as me I'd take her off to be my wife and live so happily But I have never known such a girl to walk upon this land I guess it's heaven's plan for me to be a single man