Says my aul wan to your aul wan Will ye go to the waxies dargle? Says your aul wan to my aul wan, I havent got a farthing. I went up to monto town To see uncle mcardle But he wouldnt give me a half a crown For to go to the waxies dargle. What will ya have? Ill have a pint! Ill have a pint with you, sir! And if one of ya doesnt order soon Well be chucked out of the boozer! Says my aul wan to your aul wan Will ye go to monto town? Says your aul wan to my aul wan, Ill hawk me aul mans braces. I went up to capel street To the jewish moneylenders But he wouldnt give me a couple of bob For the aul mans red suspenders. Says my aul wan to your aul wan We got no beef or mutton If we go up to galway town We'll get a drink for nuttin Heres a nice piece of advice I got from an aul fishmonger: When food is scarce and you see the hearse You'll know you have died of hunger. X2