I like to sit in back and watch out for cops Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top And when she's get tired that way I whisper in her ear an' say Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died? Bend over, I'll drive Now, I was born in a test tube But daddy tried it this way, too Mama stripped his gears 'fore the light turned red When she heard what that shiftleff no-count said, he said Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Is this the way Ernie Kovacs died? Bend over, I'll drive Now as I was sayin' before I quit If you're lookin' for thrills, baby, this is it Even the queen of Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck Look out Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Is this the way Grave Kelly died? Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Bend over, I'll drive Is this the way Hank Williams died? Bend over, I'll drive