Sittin' here soakin' Laughin', jokin' A singing in my ears And I'm on my own This bird has flown I'm all alone Left me consolation with a ringing telephone And I cannot see the reason why Why she deserted me Naughty girl, she's so hard What can I do to get her back? (Repeat first two lines) And I... I goodbye... Sittin' here (sittin' here) Soakin' (soakin') Laughin' (laughin') Jokin' (jokin') A singing in my ears... (Spoken) "Today in his basement flat in South London, The celebrated Denis James was found dead in his bath. Police were called in when his wife failed to rouse him on the Telephone. His death is believed to be caused by an overdose of drugs..." (Radio jingle) "Well, If you're feeling down, come on and get happy, whoo!"