I'd have an all-night Happy Hour
With the coldest beer in town
La-Z-Boys for bars stools
And taps that don't run out
I'd have every kinda whiskey
And that one red wine you don't like
The kind of place you'd never be caught dead inside
If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive
I'd have a little buzz in my neon light
I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'
With a fiddle and a steel guitar
I wouldn't have this broken heart
Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard
I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
If I was a bar
I'd have the songs-you-hated jukebox
For all my friends to sing
And every game that's ever played
On way too big TVs
I'd have your picture on the dart board
And let your ex's drink for free
If I was a bar, that's the kind of bar I'd be
If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive
I'd have a little buzz in my neon light
I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'
With a fiddle and a steel guitar
I wouldn't have this broken heart
Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard
I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
If I was a bar
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If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive
I'd have a little buzz in my neon light
I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'
With a fiddle and a steel guitar
I wouldn't have this broken heart
Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard
I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
If I was a bar
I wouldn't be fallin' this apart
If I was a bar
Yeah