(Kenny Pickett/Eddie Phillips) Newspapers, TV Junkmail through my door for free Go read more, switch on More lies for the citizen Tommorrow, today I gotta read what the paper say In the mag "Shout", read it on "Mother gives birth to a freestone son" Shock Horror, what can you do? It's in the news, so it's gotta be true Shock Horror, what can you say? That's life in the UK today Too much, too soon They found a plane upon the moon Gay bikers on drugs And in the night drink Teddy Bear shots Shock Horror, what can you do? It's in the news, so it's gotta be true Shock Horror, what can you say? That's life in the UK today What can you do? What can you say? That's life In the UK today Shock Horror, what can you do? It's in the news, so it's gotta be true Shock Horror, what can you say? That's life in the UK today Shock Horror, what can you do? It's in the news, so it's gotta be true Shock Horror, what can you say? That's life in the UK today In the UK today!