Wish I would have noticed sooner All that crazy in your eyes Do you practice in the mirror On that tempting crooked smile Like the serpent in the garden You came crawling back to me Twice I ate that poisoned apple Made me sick of being Eve I'll admit that I was wrong You said I miss you Oh yes I do Honey, I miss you being gone I saw that floozy you've been wooing On your ex-best buddy's arm And I knew you'd soon be slinking back turning on the charm Yeah well, cupid ain't a bruiser And I'm tampered throwing darts Do you think I walk around With a bulls-eye on my heart Well, I'll admit that I was wrong You said I miss you Oh yes I do Sugar, I miss you being gone I miss you like Drama queens and cat fights and braces on prom night I miss you like Boy bands and cheap cologne, our song and chaperones and probably other things that I've outgrown Well you know you've got the mojo But it ain't working me no more And I swear I won't be checking you out when you walk out my door I'll admit that I was wrong You said I miss you And boy you got issues Honey I miss you being gone Being gone Being gone Thank God you're gone