I'm not saying I feel sad aboout The way you broke my heart But the last time that I lost this bet I had to sell my car Chorus: Somebody call me a doctor Somebody call me a nurse Losing a game is a cryin' shame But losing at loving is worse I'm not saying I'm depressed about The way things didn't work out But the last time that I lost this bet I had to sell my house Chorus: Somebody call me a gypsie Somebody take off this curse Losing a game is a cryin' shame But losing at loving is worse Bridge: It's like Drawin' a two when ya need a three It's like Drawin' a three when ya need a four It's like Drawin' a four when ya need a five It's like Being dead when you're still alive I'm not saying I've gone mad since you left Me for another But the last time that I lost this bet I had to sell my little brother Chorus: Come on Somebody call me a preacher Somebody call me a hearse Losing a game is a cryin' shame But losing at loving is worse Somebody call up Saint Peter You better hurry Or I might get there first Losing a game is a cryin' shame But losing at loving is worse Oh Losing at loving is worse