See the preacher on my TV He is telling lies to me Says my soul can be set free As long as I pay a nominal fee [Chorus] Evangelists With dollar signs in their eyes Speak the word of god But they're telling lies Ripping off The elderly It's prayer for profit on your TV Believe in god and the words he speaks Empty your pockets at least once a week Collection plate comes, better make a donation Pay through the teeth for eternal salvation [Chorus] Make out your checks to Jesus Christ Installment plan for the afterlife Jesus saves all who asks As long as you've got the cash