Ah
Sittin' on my own scrollin' on my phone
It's another Friday night
Feelin' like a pimp with my popcorn shrimp
And the Cheetos on the side
Then my phone lights up:
Hey dude, we're goin' bowling wanna come?
I can't
Well we're gonna go to the movies later wanna come to that?
I have plans
Oh, well maybe we could just come over and hang out or-
I already told you I can't, I have plans
At a certain point my friends got tired of me backing out
They called me up and asked me what these plans were about:
Dude, what's been goin' on with you?
Do you really wanna know?
Yes
I have anxiety (anxiety)
Don't talk to me
Lock me in my room
And throw away the key
I have anxiety (anxiety)
A best friend undeniably
No one else is constantly there for me
Like my anxiety (anxiety)
Yeah
Anxiety, you're my best friend
You're my best friend too and we're gonna be together forever and ever!
Oh, that's great, I do think eventually I'd like to see my friends though
No, I'm the only friend you need!
But I think they're worried about me
Haha they're not worried about you
They barely even think about you anymore 'cause you don't hang out with them
Isn't that because of you?
Definitely not because of me, that's all your fault!
What about my family?
I'm pretty sure your family hates you
Remember that one time you did that one thing?
Trust me you're doing 'em a favor staying inside
So anxiety, I guess it's just you and me tonight, huh?
Yep! And tomorrow night and the night after that and the night after that
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever-
Anxiety (anxiety)
Don't talk to me
Lock me in my room
And throw away the key
I have anxiety (anxiety)
It keeps me from society
I'm just about to lose what's left of my sobriety
'Cause I have anxiety (anxiety)
Anxiety (anxiety)
Anxiety (anxiety)
Anxiety
Oh, my anxiety
It's buildin' up inside of me
Even when I want to be completely on my own I still have fu-!