[Chorus] Text if you're feeling sexy Beep if you wanna sleep Me I'm a little hungry Trying to count my sheep Text if you wanna sex me Beep if you'd rather sleep Buzz if you wanna get drinks Call if you wanna sleep I've been trying to sleep But to no avail I look out the window I see a killer whale I've been trying to eat But I could not decide If I want some bacon With scrambled eggs on the side [Repeat chorus] I've been trying to walk But I sprained my knee I hurt it down at the park On a skating spree I've been trying to talk But you would never listen If you change your mind You'll find me in the kitchen Cookin' [Repeat chorus]