She wore an apron
That was covered in gravy stains
She had a little green book
And she had varicose veins
I was tired, I was hungry
I was ready to snap
She dropped the steaming gumbo
Right in my lap
I was alone
Otherwise I would have trashed the place
But I was soothed by the Muzak and a beautiful face
The meat was chewy and the chicken was bland
I'm not a gannet
But she had me eatin' out of her hand
And I feel, and I feel
And I feel like a milkshake
I never ordered a slice of life à la mode
What I need is an earthquake
I could hide in the crack in the road
But I feel like a milkshake
(Ooh, like a milkshake)
She started sponging my pants
It really tickled
She took my plate
And sank her teeth into my pickle
She sat down on my lap
And started picking my teeth
She was naked as a baby underneath
We were lost in a dream
On a bed of fluffy rice
When I was grabbed by the chef
He had a grip like a vise
He had gold medallions and a hairy chest
I gave him back his wife
But he was still depressed
And I feel, and I feel
And I feel like a milkshake
I never ordered a slice of life à la mode
What I need is an earthquake
I could hide in the crack in the road
But I feel like a milkshake
(Ooh, like a milkshake)
I tipped heavy so they wouldn't think
The English are mean
I saw a ground beef patty hit the coffee machine
I could tell this gorilla was the moody kind
I could have used a doggy bag
But I changed my mind
One of these hungry days when my luck runs dry
I'm gonna meet that Great Soda Jerk in the sky
Setting the heavenly blender for the final frappé
He'll wipe the fudge from his beard
And then he'll probably say:
Do you feel, do you feel
Do you feel like a milkshake
At the end of your slice of life à la mode?
We could split a devil's food cake
But the man with the van never showed
So we'll both have a milkshake
(Ooh, have a milkshake, ooh, have a milkshake)
(Ooh, have a milkshake)