Ladies of Virtue:
All aboard!
Singer #1:
Heavenly!
Singer #2:
Heavenly!
The Publicist:
Heavenly...
All Three:
...Productions!
The Publicist:
Bringing you the latest word on the word from
The cracka doodle to the twenty green trolley.
(Ladies of Virtue: All aboard! All aboard! Noah said all aboard!)
Back in those bygone days, we had this little wreck.
We filled our hearts with praise. Cut on the deck and weck.
It's coming back a craze, for every doe and stag.
Everybody's doing the ark!
You get your haunch in line, and fold those palms, one two.
Then strike the pose divine and swear like on the blue
Come on what a fad, oh what a major zoo!
Everybody's doing the ark!
(Hailing, hailing)
Oh the animals culminate by the station,
Or the timbers,
Or the air!
They'll be whooping it out like trains
In holy hems and pat refrains.
Through the channel,
All the way.
The chosen fallen pairs a-buzzin' at the docks!
Holdin' up their fares, pair of songs and socks!
Trodding up the stairs! What a gay old flock!
Everybody's doing the ark!
They lock their palms and things, and put that right dog in!
A-rockin' with the planks and whistlin' Amen!
They turned the old town crankers to a gospel swing!
Everybody's doing the ark!
Oh, oh the animals culminate by the
Station, or the timbers, or the air!
All the elephants lift their horns in
Some straight from the good books torn!
Through the channels! All the way!
(Shall we show them how it's done ladies?
Giggling
Anchor: Plant your dames on the floor!
Fold: Put your gloves in the steeple!
Port: Tip like a bell!
Starboard: Toss around!
Toss - toss around! Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!
Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!
Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!
Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!
Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!
Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!)
Oh you got it!
(Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!)
Woohoo!
(Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!)
Man, that's a hundred!
(Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!)
Keep up now!
(Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!)
Oh! Go with the flow!
(Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!
Anchor! Fold! Port! Starboard!)
Let's make belie—ve!
(All aboard! All aboard! Noah said all aboard!)
The crickets tune their bows!
The hippos don't check-check!
The monkeys slip trombones down the giraffes neck!
Above the loading zone, pianos crash the Dillion!
Everybody's doing the ark!
Ringing their show hands clasp! Ahep-hep! Singing prayers!
They clasp their hands unclasped, drowning out the squares!
Oh what a timeless bash!
Oh Heaven here at last!
Everybody's doing the ark!
(Sailing! Sailing!)
Oh, the animals culminate by the station!
Through the channels, all the way!
Through the channels, all the way!
Through the channel—s!
All aboa—rd!